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MGS: Flash Collab DISC 01 MGS: Flash Collab DISC 01

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

mixed bag

wow i can't believe how many parts you fit into this. no wonder it took stamper so long to get a working version of it.

i would say about half of the parts had decent to phenomenal graphics. the other half either were too tweeny or too anime inspired for my taste. but overall the graphics and presentation were really well done. i especially liked the parts that used FBF

the humor was all over the board. parts like keirupted's were funny, but i didnt laugh at most of the gross out humor (dicks, shit, jizz, asses, pussy etc). the anime inspired jokes were by far the least funny. also a lot of the parts in this had jokes that focused too much on the minute details of the videogame, and thus made no sense whatsoever to someone like me whose never played the game.

the sound was really good in some and crappy in others. the custom made audio was nice, but the voice acting in parts like kure-ewe's was horrendous.

overall good job on the collab it turned out better than i was expecting


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Metal Gear Funnies Metal Gear Funnies

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

neat

i love the reviews saying "ew dick jokes i give this a zero!" the official collab has twice as many dick jokes as this.

anyways i found it really funny, definitely funnier to me than the official. the graphics werent as good as theirs, but this was more enjoyable. i think its good to view this and the official one side by side because its a nice contrast. good to have this different comedic point of view that isnt so wrapped up in the minute details of the videogame itself.

wow here's a shocker, the score is too low. its sad that the artists who participated in this will always be chastised for expressing an opinion that is contrary to that of the masses, regardless of how well made their work is. its no wonder so many of these talented guys want to move on from this website as the videogame and 4chan crowd take over.

my favorites were CDM, billy, and blordow. there were some lower quality parts, just like in the official, but for the most part i got a laugh out of all of em. nice work fellas


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It's Over Nine-Thousand! It's Over Nine-Thousand!

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

overrated unfunny meme-ridden tripe

graphics:
hardly any effort was put into this at all. completely disproportionate muscles and little stubs for fists on the first guy, then the second guy (which you looped 100 times over) looked like a badly drawn muppet baby. 3 frames of animation in this entire thing. the rest was just copying and pasting, whether it was the same symbol over and over or images stolen from google searches.

sound:
same damn thing over and over with a lousy tacked on techno beat. it was an earsore. couldn't stand it. we've all heard this stupid joke before, why is it necessary to hammer it into the dirt?

humor:
the comedy here is completely non existant to anyone but a select group of nerds who frequent a certain hentai imageboard and go to anti scientology rallies.

overall:
i would say completely ditch the 4chan theme and work on your artistic and creative skills a lot more. work on your FBF, add more drawings. try to use more of your own artwork instead of that series of lame jpegs and memes that has become so stale and overused nowadays. be more original than that.


Sh0T-D0wN responds:

More like 2010 frames, it's called "style", etc. Not everything has to be ass-raped into perfection. Plus the bad drawing is part of the overall joke.

An earsore? Then turn your volume down.

And you are an idiot. Anyone who appreciates a good joke to an old meme will find this funny. Most of the people who are 10ing this don't even know what 4chan is. Most channers don't go to cancer raids anymore.

Coming from the SS, this is the funniest paragraph on this page. Not by the fact that you mistook a quick Flash shat that I took for actual work, but because you're pointing out the exact point of the flash and preaching for originality.


HK's Phoenix Wrong 2 HK's Phoenix Wrong 2

Rated 0 / 5 stars

best attempt to be helpful

i couldn't have disliked the flash more, but i'm gonna try to be helpful here. i'll just give you suggestions on how to make better flashes in the future.

for one, come up with your own idea. phoenix wrong has been done to death and you brought absolutely nothing new to the table. its the same old sprites with slightly different sound clips, none of which you made on your own. the clips remain completely unrelated to the graphics, which renders the humor utterly stale. so originality would be a great goal for your next work... original artwork and original concept.
that means draw your own graphics. stealing the artwork directly from a videogame is the lowest any flash artist can stoop in order to gain popularity. if you're not skilled enough to draw things on your own, at least edit the sprites you use, or base it on a videogame that no one has done before. maintain some dignity, and realize that if you profit off the art and ideas of others its not anywhere near as rewarding as profiting off of your very own work.
don't be mislead by the other reviewers here either. they have their heads up their asses, they're a bunch of preteens who have spent too much time on the internet and playing videogames. they have no concept of which flashes take a lot of effort and creativity to create. NONE. they're the worst kind of fanboy, completely blinded from reality by their love of all things nerdy. none of them can help you to become a better artist.

so as one flash author to another, please for the love of god put this dead horse to rest and stop beating it to a bloody pulp. thank you.


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Wise Man Reloaded Wise Man Reloaded

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hehe

i watched this flash as an emergency to kill my boner before my brother could walk into the room and it worked!



Star Day 2007: Sinitron Star Day 2007: Sinitron

Rated 5 / 5 stars

what the

3.14.... wow yeah that sure is a fair rating

i hate ng


Sinitron responds:

i had like 3.07 when it passed bwahahahaha


StarDay07: taylor bortner StarDay07: taylor bortner

Rated 5 / 5 stars

fuck you bortner

you spent 4 hours on this i spent well over a week on mine YOU DONT DESERVE A GREEN SCORE FAGGOT


taylor-bortner responds:

lmao man that was a surprise I thought this would have like a omne or something oh well


UU - Hey LordOfKetchup UU - Hey LordOfKetchup

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

w0

i've just gained a new level of respect for the uzi union


FloorJack responds:

wop


Men's Wearhouse Volume 1 Men's Wearhouse Volume 1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

shut the FUCK UP

im gonna fucking kill the next person to say "only rtil's was good the rest sucked!"

IF YOU DIDNT LIKE THE REST, TELL THEM HOW TO IMPROVE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS


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Dailytoon #271 Dailytoon #271

Rated 5 / 5 stars

ttt

baby dont you undastand
i wanna be yo nasty man
i wanna make yo body scream
then you will know just what i mean

24 carat gold
dont want the night to grow cold
i wanna lick you up and down
and then i wanna lay you down
cmon sexay

let me lick you up and down
til you saay stop
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make you real hot
let me do all the things you want me to do
cuz tonight babay
i wanna get freaky with you


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