F00D's Reviews

[MGS: Flash Collab DISC 01]

mixed bag

wow i can't believe how many parts you fit into this. no wonder it took stamper so long to get a working version of it.

i would say about half of the parts had decent to phenomenal graphics. the other half either were too tweeny or too anime inspired for my taste. but overall the graphics and presentation were really well done. i especially liked the parts that used FBF

the humor was all over the board. parts like keirupted's were funny, but i didnt laugh at most of the gross out humor (dicks, shit, jizz, asses, pussy etc). the anime inspired jokes were by far the least funny. also a lot of the parts in this had jokes that focused too much on the minute details of the videogame, and thus made no sense whatsoever to someone like me whose never played the game.

the sound was really good in some and crappy in others. the custom made audio was nice, but the voice acting in parts like kure-ewe's was horrendous.

overall good job on the collab it turned out better than i was expecting

[Metal Gear Funnies]

neat

i love the reviews saying "ew dick jokes i give this a zero!" the official collab has twice as many dick jokes as this.

anyways i found it really funny, definitely funnier to me than the official. the graphics werent as good as theirs, but this was more enjoyable. i think its good to view this and the official one side by side because its a nice contrast. good to have this different comedic point of view that isnt so wrapped up in the minute details of the videogame itself.

wow here's a shocker, the score is too low. its sad that the artists who participated in this will always be chastised for expressing an opinion that is contrary to that of the masses, regardless of how well made their work is. its no wonder so many of these talented guys want to move on from this website as the videogame and 4chan crowd take over.

my favorites were CDM, billy, and blordow. there were some lower quality parts, just like in the official, but for the most part i got a laugh out of all of em. nice work fellas

[It's Over Nine-Thousand!]

overrated unfunny meme-ridden tripe

graphics:
hardly any effort was put into this at all. completely disproportionate muscles and little stubs for fists on the first guy, then the second guy (which you looped 100 times over) looked like a badly drawn muppet baby. 3 frames of animation in this entire thing. the rest was just copying and pasting, whether it was the same symbol over and over or images stolen from google searches.

sound:
same damn thing over and over with a lousy tacked on techno beat. it was an earsore. couldn't stand it. we've all heard this stupid joke before, why is it necessary to hammer it into the dirt?

humor:
the comedy here is completely non existant to anyone but a select group of nerds who frequent a certain hentai imageboard and go to anti scientology rallies.

overall:
i would say completely ditch the 4chan theme and work on your artistic and creative skills a lot more. work on your FBF, add more drawings. try to use more of your own artwork instead of that series of lame jpegs and memes that has become so stale and overused nowadays. be more original than that.

Sh0T-D0wN responds:

More like 2010 frames, it's called "style", etc. Not everything has to be ass-raped into perfection. Plus the bad drawing is part of the overall joke.

An earsore? Then turn your volume down.

And you are an idiot. Anyone who appreciates a good joke to an old meme will find this funny. Most of the people who are 10ing this don't even know what 4chan is. Most channers don't go to cancer raids anymore.

Coming from the SS, this is the funniest paragraph on this page. Not by the fact that you mistook a quick Flash shat that I took for actual work, but because you're pointing out the exact point of the flash and preaching for originality.

[the ugly]

Wonderful mood

I thought this game was excellent. Quite disturbing too, especially when you make the little girl fall asleep. Hehehe, serious pedophilia isn't something you see very often in any games, even on Newgrounds. The drawings were excellently done. I also loved the mood that was set and the whole grainy style of the flash. This was an excellent point and click flash game.

And yes, reviewers, there IS a way to win this game. It's actually not that difficult. You just need to click in all areas where it even looks like there could be something to click.

If you really want to know how to beat it, here is how

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First, go to the hallway. Open up the door of the right and go into the bathroom. Fill up the sink, and make sure to breathe. Then go right and open the toilet, and get the key out of your Dad's head's mouth. Now go back into the hallway and go left. Although you got the key, do not go into your bedroom behind the locked door. Click on a small area to the right of the door. This will lead you to your parent's bedroom instead of your bedroom. Here you will find out the end of the game.