F00D's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DailySwoon02159389]

SHUT UP THOMAS

SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP OK!?!?! IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP YOU SUFFER DA CONSEQUENCES!!!

Therefore since you were such a dic, thomas, I gave you a 9!!!!!! u suc lololol!!!

d

[Super Mario Land IV]

Potential

You've got potential. I ask that you don't waste it on something so blatantly unoriginal.

Graphics: well, the only thing you drew yourself was at the very end of the flash. Sprites are a real minus, in my book. They take absolutely no skill at all unless they are custom sprites. And they take very little effort as well.
Style: Well lets see. It's a video game flash. Now, normally, I am one of the biggest video game flash haters of all time. They reek of unoriginality. HOWEVER I can't help but be brought back to the times when I played Mario Land for Gameboy... man, good times. Took me forever to beat that game. So, I guess if you were ever to make a video game flash (which I strongly suggest you NEVER DO AGAIN), this is the right video game to parody. All other mario parodies can go suck it. Super Mario Land is the only one that can make me nostalgic. Its one of the only video games I've ever played really extensively. That being said, I still disliked the unoriginality of the setting and the style, but I'll let it slide since not many other people have done flashes about this particular Mario game, and that cancels out some of your unoriginality.
Sound: Probably the best part of the flash was the sound. You not only used all the level songs (god for some reason I love the level 4 music... makes me happy) but you also used some very funny and creative sound clips in there that you apparently uncovered from various movies. The only funny jokes lied in these sound clips. I like the black guy sound clips the best. The Queen song at the end is a great song but I didn't particularly like seeing the song ruined with video game graphics... I mean, I like the videogame you parodied, but Bohemian Rhapsody is far above such gay things as video games and flash animation.
Violence: he hopped on a few enemy's heads.... ya....
Interactivity: preloader
Humor: As mentioned before, the sound clips from movies were the best part, I got a few chuckles out of it. Some of the situations were fairly amusing as well, but I could've laughed at them a lot harder if they hadn't been in video game form. Anyways, I think you've got a lot of funny ideas and a lot of potential, and you should stop wasting it on video game parodies. This site has enough of them already.

Overall: This is probably the best score I've ever given a video game flash in recent memory, because you used a good game. The only other game I think would go well in flash is SOCOM. All other video game parodies can suck my balls.
Be glad that your flash was good enough to be an exception. If I, of all people, enjoyed it, then the rest of Newgrounds will probably jizz all over their keyboards upon seeing the title.

Good job

Bigfoot3290 responds:

Hmmm...you've made some pretty valid points here. I used sprites because it's a Super Mario Land flash. It would be no where near as nostalgic if I had drawn it all out. As much as I enjoy receiving 10's for review scores, a 5 by you standards obviously means about a 25 by "normal" NG standards. Bohemian Rhapsody was used to glorify the flash, not to degrade the song itself. I'm dissappointed that you saw it that way, but I can understand your logic. Thanks for the review man.

[littleFoot]

Let me just say one thing

Adam Phillips, you sir have to be the current single best animator in the world.

That one person could have made this whole thing is astonishing. It's inspirational to other artists. I've never seen such talent.

If you were to release a movie, I would be even more amazed at your abilities. A one man movie, all made by one person, on his computer. It doesn't get much better than that.

[Hey Newgrounds]

Hey

Sup

SeizureDog responds:

nmu?

[Prelude to Joy II]

So great :'(

I loved it. Especially the part with the little fox flying off the cliff. Of all of the pieces I think that would've been the best idea to finish into a flash because the song was so good.
I also noticed several entries that must have been intended for Clock Day 05.
Anyways, great job.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Dr. Doom

[ne Plus Ultra: Bette Noir]

<3

Please make a sequel to this flash. It did not get the score it deserved nor did it get the recognition it deserved. A lot of portal n00bs apparently could not look past the slightly sketchy graphics to see this flash for what it is: a masterpiece. If you made a second ne Plus Ultra, improve the graphics, but remember to keep the humor and the epic scale of the flash intact. This thing is one of the best flashes on here, and more people need to see it. Thank you.

[Joey]

Not a bad job

This was a nice looking animutation. It's kind of hard to find a place for these on NG nowadays. I've seen some animutations far worse than this one with WAY better scores.

To CaptainNinjaMan, Colin Mocherie was there! Watch it again, closely.

[Las aventuras de Mr.Coo]

Best submission so far this year

The cash contest this month won't even be a contest, Tom can just go ahead and write a $250 check out to Nacho Rodriguez. There is simply no way he won't be winning money this month.
This flash was too good to be true. You, sir, should be a professional animator doing work on TV and movies if you aren't already. GOD I wish I had the same animation skills as you.

[Janis and Joyce]

You idiots

The other reviewers of this flash probably didn't read the title. It's JANIS and Joyce. Janis is not usually a guy's name. That was supposed to be a girl. I think you drew her really badly though, so you threw off the whole concept and threw off everybody watching it. The voice was funny at least.

[El Perro de FlashyNewb]

Aw turd of the week?

This isn't that bad. It shouldn't be turd of the week IMO. I liked the clouds at the beginning. The fight part could've been improved if you used tweens though. Anyways, OK job. I thought the name was very funny btw