F00D's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[It's Over Nine-Thousand!]

overrated unfunny meme-ridden tripe

graphics:
hardly any effort was put into this at all. completely disproportionate muscles and little stubs for fists on the first guy, then the second guy (which you looped 100 times over) looked like a badly drawn muppet baby. 3 frames of animation in this entire thing. the rest was just copying and pasting, whether it was the same symbol over and over or images stolen from google searches.

sound:
same damn thing over and over with a lousy tacked on techno beat. it was an earsore. couldn't stand it. we've all heard this stupid joke before, why is it necessary to hammer it into the dirt?

humor:
the comedy here is completely non existant to anyone but a select group of nerds who frequent a certain hentai imageboard and go to anti scientology rallies.

overall:
i would say completely ditch the 4chan theme and work on your artistic and creative skills a lot more. work on your FBF, add more drawings. try to use more of your own artwork instead of that series of lame jpegs and memes that has become so stale and overused nowadays. be more original than that.

Sh0T-D0wN responds:

More like 2010 frames, it's called "style", etc. Not everything has to be ass-raped into perfection. Plus the bad drawing is part of the overall joke.

An earsore? Then turn your volume down.

And you are an idiot. Anyone who appreciates a good joke to an old meme will find this funny. Most of the people who are 10ing this don't even know what 4chan is. Most channers don't go to cancer raids anymore.

Coming from the SS, this is the funniest paragraph on this page. Not by the fact that you mistook a quick Flash shat that I took for actual work, but because you're pointing out the exact point of the flash and preaching for originality.

[HK's Phoenix Wrong 2]

best attempt to be helpful

i couldn't have disliked the flash more, but i'm gonna try to be helpful here. i'll just give you suggestions on how to make better flashes in the future.

for one, come up with your own idea. phoenix wrong has been done to death and you brought absolutely nothing new to the table. its the same old sprites with slightly different sound clips, none of which you made on your own. the clips remain completely unrelated to the graphics, which renders the humor utterly stale. so originality would be a great goal for your next work... original artwork and original concept.
that means draw your own graphics. stealing the artwork directly from a videogame is the lowest any flash artist can stoop in order to gain popularity. if you're not skilled enough to draw things on your own, at least edit the sprites you use, or base it on a videogame that no one has done before. maintain some dignity, and realize that if you profit off the art and ideas of others its not anywhere near as rewarding as profiting off of your very own work.
don't be mislead by the other reviewers here either. they have their heads up their asses, they're a bunch of preteens who have spent too much time on the internet and playing videogames. they have no concept of which flashes take a lot of effort and creativity to create. NONE. they're the worst kind of fanboy, completely blinded from reality by their love of all things nerdy. none of them can help you to become a better artist.

so as one flash author to another, please for the love of god put this dead horse to rest and stop beating it to a bloody pulp. thank you.

[Wise Man Reloaded]

hehe

i watched this flash as an emergency to kill my boner before my brother could walk into the room and it worked!

[Star Day 2007: Sinitron]

what the

3.14.... wow yeah that sure is a fair rating

i hate ng

Sinitron responds:

i had like 3.07 when it passed bwahahahaha

[StarDay07: taylor bortner]

fuck you bortner

you spent 4 hours on this i spent well over a week on mine YOU DONT DESERVE A GREEN SCORE FAGGOT

taylor-bortner responds:

lmao man that was a surprise I thought this would have like a omne or something oh well

[Men's Wearhouse Volume 1]

shut the FUCK UP

im gonna fucking kill the next person to say "only rtil's was good the rest sucked!"

IF YOU DIDNT LIKE THE REST, TELL THEM HOW TO IMPROVE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

Starberry responds:

GO!GO!7188 (go go nana ichi hachi hachi), also known as GO!GO! 7188 and simply Gogo, is a Japanese rock band with a strong surf influence. The band was formed in June of 1998 by Yumi Nakashima (nicknamed Yuu) and Akiko Hamada (nicknamed Akko), both alumnae of the same year at Shoyo High School in Kagoshima, Kyûshû. The band's drummer, Turkey, joined in 1999 and they debuted on Breast/milia, a division of Capitol Records (Toshiba-EMI) in 2000. The meaning of the band's name is known only to its members.

GO!GO!7188 (go go nana ichi hachi hachi), also known as GO!GO! 7188 and simply Gogo, is a Japanese rock band with a strong surf influence. The band was formed in June of 1998 by Yumi Nakashima (nicknamed Yuu) and Akiko Hamada (nicknamed Akko), both alumnae of the same year at Shoyo High School in Kagoshima, Kyûshû. The band's drummer, Turkey, joined in 1999 and they debuted on Breast/milia, a division of Capitol Records (Toshiba-EMI) in 2000. The meaning of the band's name is known only to its members.

GO!GO!7188 (go go nana ichi hachi hachi), also known as GO!GO! 7188 and simply Gogo, is a Japanese rock band with a strong surf influence. The band was formed in June of 1998 by Yumi Nakashima (nicknamed Yuu) and Akiko Hamada (nicknamed Akko), both alumnae of the same year at Shoyo High School in Kagoshima, Kyûshû. The band's drummer, Turkey, joined in 1999 and they debuted on Breast/milia, a division of Capitol Records (Toshiba-EMI) in 2000. The meaning of the band's name is known only to its members.

GO!GO!7188 (go go nana ichi hachi hachi), also known as GO!GO! 7188 and simply Gogo, is a Japanese rock band with a strong surf influence. The band was formed in June of 1998 by Yumi Nakashima (nicknamed Yuu) and Akiko Hamada (nicknamed Akko), both alumnae of the same year at Shoyo High School in Kagoshima, Kyûshû. The band's drummer, Turkey, joined in 1999 and they debuted on Breast/milia, a division of Capitol Records (Toshiba-EMI) in 2000. The meaning of the band's name is known only to its members.

GO!GO!7188 (go go nana ichi hachi hachi), also known as GO!GO! 7188 and simply Gogo, is a Japanese rock band with a strong surf influence. The band was formed in June of 1998 by Yumi Nakashima (nicknamed Yuu) and Akiko Hamada (nicknamed Akko), both alumnae of the same year at Shoyo High School in Kagoshima, Kyûshû. The band's drummer, Turkey, joined in 1999 and they debuted on Breast/milia, a division of Capitol Records (Toshiba-EMI) in 2000. The meaning of the band's name is known only to its members.

GO!GO!7188 (go go nana ichi hachi hachi), also known as GO!GO! 7188 and simply Gogo, is a Japanese rock band with a strong surf influence. The band was formed in June of 1998 by Yumi Nakashima (nicknamed Yuu) and Akiko Hamada (nicknamed Akko), both alumnae of the same year at Shoyo High School in Kagoshima, Kyûshû. The band's drummer, Turkey, joined in 1999 and they debuted on Breast/milia, a division of Capitol Records (Toshiba-EMI) in 2000. The meaning of the band's name is known only to its members.

GO!GO!7188 (go go nana ichi hachi hachi), also known as GO!GO! 7188 and simply Gogo, is a Japanese rock band with a strong surf influence. The band was formed in June of 1998 by Yumi Nakashima (nicknamed Yuu) and Akiko Hamada (nicknamed Akko), both alumnae of the same year at Shoyo High School in Kagoshima, Kyûshû. The band's drummer, Turkey, joined in 1999 and they debuted on Breast/milia, a division of Capitol Records (Toshiba-EMI) in 2000. The meaning of the band's name is known only to its members.

GO!GO!7188 (go go nana ichi hachi hachi), also known as GO!GO! 7188 and simply Gogo, is a Japanese rock band with a strong surf influence. The band was formed in June of 1998 by Yumi Nakashima (nicknamed Yuu) and Akiko Hamada (nicknamed Akko), both alumnae of the same year at Shoyo High School in Kagoshima, Kyûshû. The band's drummer, Turkey, joined in 1999 and they debuted on Breast/milia, a division of Capitol Records (Toshiba-EMI) in 2000. The meaning of the band's name is known only to its members.

[Dailytoon #271]

ttt

baby dont you undastand
i wanna be yo nasty man
i wanna make yo body scream
then you will know just what i mean

24 carat gold
dont want the night to grow cold
i wanna lick you up and down
and then i wanna lay you down
cmon sexay

let me lick you up and down
til you saay stop
let me plaaay with yo body baby
make you real hot
let me do all the things you want me to do
cuz tonight babay
i wanna get freaky with you

TheStarSyndicate responds:

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[WoW: When Gnomes Fly]

Ugh

Hello Joseph. I would leave a review telling you all the things you could do to improve this flash but I couldn't get through the first 10 seconds, it was simply too unbearable for me.

Instead, I'll just give you some suggestions as to what you should do for future cartoons.
As of right now, almost all of your flashes can best be described as a "flash about a popular videogame/movie with line-tool drawn characters tweening around the screen and cracking jokes that are either stolen or only funny to people because it involves a game or movie they are obsessed with"

This, to me, is the most tired and overdone concept on this website. If it was ever interesting or funny before, it has gotten old now with the evolution of flash making on this website.

My main suggestion is simple:

DO SOMETHING NEW.
Try some FBF animating, draw some stuff with the paintbrush tool, go out and buy a tablet, ANYTHING but the same work you've been doing for so long. The least you can do is come up with your own concept instead of leeching off the popularity of a popular videogame or movie. Look at what the Super Flash Bros have done. They have their succesful Decline series to satisfy the droves of video game fans on NG, but they also have artistic merit and display their true animating talent with their Another Day series.

If you want to look at what has happened to artists too afraid to try something new in the past, look no further then the only NG artist who comes close to you in the Most Bookmarks list. If you'll notice what has happened to illwillpress, his flashes got old because he never evolved to make them more interesting. It was always "ranting squirrel complains" or "goth chick does something sexual," and people got fed up. He has now almost completely stopped submitting to Newgrounds, where his fanbase has pretty much disintigrated and an immense opposition to his work has arisen. He has to make due without the huge traffic boost that flashes on the front page of Newgrounds brings.
If you don't want something like that to happen to you, the best thing you can do is simply try something new. As biting as some of the criticism is for this flash, I'm sure you would change a lot of minds and gain a whole new sector of fans if you followed this simple advice.

[Strawberry Goes Camping]

MY GOD

"you low function cux u gay!"

firepeaceout13 reference ftw!!!

CrustClock responds:

ssumtin for every1!!!!!

[The Promise of Home]

yess

funniest flash on newgrounds right here, had me cracking up from start to finish. no joke. my favorite part is when theyre talking about suffering and pain and they show the kids smiling. or maybe when the mom dies and the kid is sitting their smiling, then his expression abruptly changes to a sort of constipated look. ahahaha man, that was comedic gold. keep up the fantastic work, make more funny flashes like this!!